Child Please

The “Child Please” T-Shirt is available in benguk‘s Zazzle store starting at $15.45. What does Child Please mean? According to Chad Ocho Cinco, it’s a nice way of saying F**K you! I consulted the Urban Dictionary and found the following:


Reporter: You’re Washed Up
Ocho Cinco: Child Please
A way of saying F**K You without actually saying it. Originated from Chad Ocho Cinco on HBO’s Hard Knocks.
-Chad, why didn’t you run that route correctly?
-Man, Child Please!
This is a phrase generated in the country when someone says or does something so ridiculous, you can hardly think of a nice or unoffensive response. Many think that Chad Ocho Cinco of the Cincinnati Bengals made this up, but he just brought it back. My granny has been saying it for years and I bet his granny did too.
Me- Granny can I go over to Jermaines for dinner?

Granny- Child Please you know Jermaines momma don’t cook.

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